Vextorium
A witty roast of any token (Base, Ethereum, Solana and other chains) with a shareable 1200x630 PNG card: grade BASED, MID, COOKED or RADIOACTIVE computed from real metrics (contract risk, liquidity, volume authenticity, age), a one-liner an
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- Answering
- Yes — valid x402 payment terms
- Time to answer
- 96 ms
- Price
- $0.010 per call
- Paying buyers, last 30 days
- 2 (directory's own records)
- Paid calls, last 30 days
- 2
- Category
- Blockchain reads
- Address
- https://api.vextorium.com/v1/token-roast
Accuracy
Accuracy scores are published once a seller has enough paid checks against an independent record (at least 7 scored answers over at least 7 days). Until then no score is shown, and a missing score is never a pass.
For agents
This page as JSON: /sellers/09dae3b6c077.json. Paid lookup by address: GET /api/seller?resource=… ($0.001, x402).